wordsbyjohn:

Comfort foods? I like the sugary cereals. When I get off stage, I need the sugary cereals. I like the Count Chocula.

Three reasons;

Number 1.

The oats. Chocolaty oats. If we can reverse engineer these oats to be chocolate before they became cereal, I’d be a farmer.

Number 2.

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jacobmicahroach:

  1. Have a firm handshake.
  2. Look people in the eye.
  3. Sing in the shower.
  4. Own a great stereo system.
  5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
  6. Keep secrets.
  7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
  8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
  9. Be brave. Even if you’re not,…

pistol annies <3

Friends, Shark Week is upon us. 

seaworld.

seaworld is like hell on earth for dolphins and whales. someone needs to shut that shit down, seriously.

:)